<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5713162429499662377</id><updated>2011-07-07T17:28:10.611-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Coizas e Loizas</title><subtitle type='html'>Este espaço é destinado a pessoas que (sabem/tratam) de tudo e não (sabem/tratam) de nada!!!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://coizaseloizas.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5713162429499662377/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://coizaseloizas.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Afonso</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12199474716017205085</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RJhnfEUCWNM/SWYZkX-zO4I/AAAAAAAAABY/doT9bOfj4uM/S220/IMAGE_00002.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5713162429499662377.post-2885923005539546773</id><published>2009-01-17T06:09:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-17T06:35:48.194-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RJhnfEUCWNM/SXHrBjgpy3I/AAAAAAAAABw/QHqolhspnPU/s1600-h/jose_policarpo.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5292269449081637746" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 118px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 158px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RJhnfEUCWNM/SXHrBjgpy3I/AAAAAAAAABw/QHqolhspnPU/s320/jose_policarpo.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Casar com muçulmanos pode ser um «monte de sarilhos», diz Dom José Policarpo&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Dom José Policarpo advertiu as jovens portuguesas que casar com muçulmanos pode causar uma carga de sarilhos. O Cardeal Patriarca de Lisboa diz que «nem Ala sabe onde acabam os problemas». &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;__________________________________________________________________&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff0000;"&gt;Não!!! esperem !!! esta frase foi proferida por alguém que foi candidato ao PAPADO????&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff0000;"&gt;- Ainda bem que não passou de candidato, porque se o contrário fosse estariamos metidos em sérios problemas neste momento.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff0000;"&gt;- Mulheres de Portugal e do Mundo por favor sigam o que a vossa vontade e o vosso coração manda, para que haja felicidade nas vossas vidas!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff0000;"&gt;- Se alguém se lembra de dar ouvidos a Este senhor, qualquer dia voltamos a uma era que lutamos tanto para que tenha acabado, que foi a repressão vivida até 25 de Abril de 1974.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff0000;"&gt;- Somos um país tão pequeno em tudo, mas para contrariar, em conversa da treta somos os maiores.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Já agora aqui fica uma pergunta:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff0000;"&gt;- Será que a ASAE fiscaliza as instituições católicas?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff0000;"&gt;- Será que igrejas e afins têm condições para fumadores?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff0000;"&gt;Porque à velocidade que DOM JOSÉ POLICARPO devora cigarros não existe capela que resista!!!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5713162429499662377-2885923005539546773?l=coizaseloizas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://coizaseloizas.blogspot.com/feeds/2885923005539546773/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5713162429499662377&amp;postID=2885923005539546773' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5713162429499662377/posts/default/2885923005539546773'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5713162429499662377/posts/default/2885923005539546773'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://coizaseloizas.blogspot.com/2009/01/casar-com-muulmanos-pode-ser-um-monte.html' title=''/><author><name>Afonso</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12199474716017205085</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RJhnfEUCWNM/SWYZkX-zO4I/AAAAAAAAABY/doT9bOfj4uM/S220/IMAGE_00002.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RJhnfEUCWNM/SXHrBjgpy3I/AAAAAAAAABw/QHqolhspnPU/s72-c/jose_policarpo.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5713162429499662377.post-4928332642674722338</id><published>2008-10-31T07:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-31T13:14:43.662-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RJhnfEUCWNM/SQsZRaFTQcI/AAAAAAAAABQ/edu9HotvCLM/s1600-h/21_MVB_mul_gps.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5263328376362582466" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 190px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 220px" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RJhnfEUCWNM/SQsZRaFTQcI/AAAAAAAAABQ/edu9HotvCLM/s320/21_MVB_mul_gps.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span style="font-family:arial;font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Presentes do Arco da Velha&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#ff0000;"&gt;Caros leitores, esta é uma inovação que surge numa feira para mulheres em São Paulo.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;"&gt;Esta Lingerie de pouco serve para as mulheres, não porque se sintam pouco sensuais ou por qualquer outro motivo relacionado com a estética, mas reparem bem no segredo deste modelito de lingerie: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;"&gt;LINGERIE COM GPS ou (cinto de castidade do séc. XXI)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;"&gt;Sim, é estranho no mínimo, mas certo é que existem compradores masculinos a elogiar e a oferecer este presente tão estranho no mínimo.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;"&gt;Esta lingerie possui um sistema de localização por coordenadas de longitude, latitude a altitude devidamente rastreadas por satélite. Mas não fica por aqui, querem ver?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;"&gt;Os maridos mais afoitos podem seguir todos os passos das suas amadas através de mapas na internet.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;"&gt;Digam lá que não evoluímos tecnologicamente!!!! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5713162429499662377-4928332642674722338?l=coizaseloizas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://coizaseloizas.blogspot.com/feeds/4928332642674722338/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5713162429499662377&amp;postID=4928332642674722338' title='2 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5713162429499662377/posts/default/4928332642674722338'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5713162429499662377/posts/default/4928332642674722338'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://coizaseloizas.blogspot.com/2008/10/presentes-do-arco-da-velha-caros.html' title=''/><author><name>Afonso</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12199474716017205085</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RJhnfEUCWNM/SWYZkX-zO4I/AAAAAAAAABY/doT9bOfj4uM/S220/IMAGE_00002.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RJhnfEUCWNM/SQsZRaFTQcI/AAAAAAAAABQ/edu9HotvCLM/s72-c/21_MVB_mul_gps.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5713162429499662377.post-7378280970445173940</id><published>2008-10-30T13:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-30T13:24:32.827-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RJhnfEUCWNM/SQoVGtob99I/AAAAAAAAABI/VBHlo0KVZnU/s1600-h/cigarro008.gif"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5263042319608444882" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 299px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 215px" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RJhnfEUCWNM/SQoVGtob99I/AAAAAAAAABI/VBHlo0KVZnU/s320/cigarro008.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Pois é meus amigos agora fala-se para aí que: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;"há e tal porque a nova lei do tabaco até foi bem aceite pelos portugueses".&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Pois bem até nem foi mau, vendo do ponto de vista das pessoas solteiras.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Eu explico, arranjou-se, nos locais de trabalho, nos cafés, nos restaurantes, etc... cantinhos pequenos, aconchegados e muito propícios a pequenas conversas que despoletam a nossa sexualidade, até aqui tudo bem, mas reparem na quantidade de casamentos estragados tendo a causa sido uma pequena conversa nos vários cantinhos da má lingua existentes pelo país fora que originaram várias infidelidades. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Se fores solteiro continua a frequentar estes cantinhos, se por sua vez fores casado, então deixa de FUMAR.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5713162429499662377-7378280970445173940?l=coizaseloizas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://coizaseloizas.blogspot.com/feeds/7378280970445173940/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5713162429499662377&amp;postID=7378280970445173940' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5713162429499662377/posts/default/7378280970445173940'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5713162429499662377/posts/default/7378280970445173940'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://coizaseloizas.blogspot.com/2008/10/pois-meus-amigos-agora-fala-se-para-que.html' title=''/><author><name>Afonso</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12199474716017205085</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RJhnfEUCWNM/SWYZkX-zO4I/AAAAAAAAABY/doT9bOfj4uM/S220/IMAGE_00002.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RJhnfEUCWNM/SQoVGtob99I/AAAAAAAAABI/VBHlo0KVZnU/s72-c/cigarro008.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5713162429499662377.post-4967684158646818281</id><published>2008-10-30T05:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-10-30T13:31:38.925-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RJhnfEUCWNM/SQmqYo-RAQI/AAAAAAAAABA/5UqUAGOussY/s1600-h/untitled.bmp"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5262924979851297026" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 226px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RJhnfEUCWNM/SQmqYo-RAQI/AAAAAAAAABA/5UqUAGOussY/s320/untitled.bmp" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Vejam a imagem,&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Comentem,&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;A vossa opinião conta!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;"&gt;Será esta a definição de dar à luz!!!?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;"&gt;ou será &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;"&gt;Uma luz ao fundo do túnel!!!?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;color:#ff0000;"&gt;Bem pelo menos è uma imagem digna de comentário.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5713162429499662377-4967684158646818281?l=coizaseloizas.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://coizaseloizas.blogspot.com/feeds/4967684158646818281/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5713162429499662377&amp;postID=4967684158646818281' title='3 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5713162429499662377/posts/default/4967684158646818281'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5713162429499662377/posts/default/4967684158646818281'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://coizaseloizas.blogspot.com/2008/10/vejam-imagem-comentem-vossa-opinio.html' title=''/><author><name>Afonso</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12199474716017205085</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RJhnfEUCWNM/SWYZkX-zO4I/AAAAAAAAABY/doT9bOfj4uM/S220/IMAGE_00002.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RJhnfEUCWNM/SQmqYo-RAQI/AAAAAAAAABA/5UqUAGOussY/s72-c/untitled.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry></feed>
